How to make epic pet names

The format is: 

Adjective, Tasty Food, Animal

As in ” Hey there you sexy cupcake panther, you wanna get a drink?”

or ” What’s a seductive chocolate monkey like you doing here?”

Be warned, not everything works out. For example, “Annoying peanut butter walrus" might get you slapped in the face. 

(Source: futureevilex)

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Posted on Monday, 30 May
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